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| an amusing story from poland
After Arthur Wood caught his train for Prague Ross and I drove down to
the
Slovakian border to see a small polish mountain town called
zachopan.
the drive through the mountains had hotels every 20 km and ross and
since ross and i were in no hurry we were willing to stop at any hotel
that seemed inviting. i will admit the incident that occurred was
my
fault, i got the rental car suck in a ditch when backing out of a dirt
road i thought was the drive way to a hotel. The Lady who owned
the
hotel was very rude to us and refused us room bc of the late hour we
rang her door. Ross was Rather unhappy at the situation i had put
us
in, but luckily neither of us lost our cool. we desided to wait
till
morning to find someone with the means to help us get car unstuck from
the ditch, i was in the back seat of car sleepin while ross slept
outside on a crash pad behind the car. I hadn't laid down for
about
five mins bf i heard the ravage sounds of a snarling wolf and ross
jumping ontop of the rental car. i opened the car and ross
scrambled
into the car. we cut on the lights to see that the rabid wolf was
actually just a dog from up the road. the dog barked at us
continuously till the point to where neither of us were going to get
any sleep. i jumped out of the car grabbed a large stick and
charged
the dog letting that dog know i meant buisness. The dog ran into
the
woods with his tail tucked bt his legs never to be heard from
again.
knowing that the both of us sleeping in that tiny car wouldnt be in the
least bit comfortable i decided id jog down the road and get help while
ross slept in the car. i remembered passing a police car a few
miles
back so i ran in that direction in hopes to find help. i ran for
some
3 odd miles down the road sometimes running through pitch black dark
with only black tree lines on the dark blue sky and the feel of
concrete road below my feet to guide my way. i was passed by
about 5
cars all reluctent to stop when a huge dog ran at me at full speed
barking like a maniac only feet from my calves. I let out a lion
roar
of a war cry as i charged back at the dog. that dog too, ran away
scared for his life never to be seen from again. it wasnt about
five
minutes after that that a small car stopped to pick me up. this
car
was seriously no bigger that our kitchen table, and surprisingly had a
back seat. the very kind blond haired polish man driving looking
to be
in his late 20's didnt speak much english but decided to help me, his
name was Matthew. i explained to him my situation the best i
could and
asked him to drive me to town to see if i couldnt spot the police
officer. inside the tiny car the mans knees were pressed to the
dash
bc of the lack of space as were mine. The man wasnt short.
in his
broken english i thought he offered me and ross a place to stay a his
house 20 km down the road. so we turned around to pick up ross
and see
if we couldnt push the car out of the ditch with the little engine that
could. once we got about a mile from the car it started raining, and it
rainded on and off the rest of the night. i got out of the car and
knocked on the window to wake up Ross. Matthew followed, i didnt
knot ice the strange suit he was wearing. he had on a white shirt
with ruffles adn tight white pants that made his legs look like
goat leggs. I asked him what the suit was for and he said he was
a fiddle player. very strange, to Ross it looked like i pulled a
fawn out of the woods. he pushed our car with his bumper to
bumper only to push it further into the ditch. at that time we saw a
police car pass on the road, so the fawn and I hopped in the car and
chased down the cop. Matthew was nice enough to explain to the police
officer my situation, so i hopped into the police car and we drove back
to stuck rental car. I cant remember the cops name it was very
hard to remember, the cop was listening to madona, techno music, and
the classic tune "I need a Hero", not only that but he had big
subwoffer speakers in the back of his police car. Strange
guy. he hooked a rope to the back of the car and attemped to pull
us out. the rope snapped twice and the effort only sunk the car
further into the ditch. after the failed attempts Cop Drove me to
Zachopan. the city was beautiful, there was this street that was
lined with these s shaped lamp posts. the police officer took me
to a 24hr towtruck service place, where i said my goodbye to cop and
hopped into the monster tow truck, the driver spoke no english.
the tow truck got the car out and we were on the road again.
after that i drove us to katowice through the mountains. the mountains
looked alot like east tenn and north Carolina. It was beautiful,
and it was worth the trouble and turned out to be a fun experience
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